A friend recently told me that I shouldn’t show so much teeth in photos. I do have a big toothy smile, but I didn’t realize it was so unattractive.
Turns out, it’s not my teeth that are the real problem – the problem is that when I smile so wide, my laugh lines are very prominent, and I look older. Okay.
Another friend pointed out that with my weight gain, I need new bras, because the girls are popping out noticeably. Apparently, it now looks like I have four breasts, not two.
I KNOW I need new bras, but I despise bra shopping and don’t feel like spending the money right now. Stop looking at my boobs!
Also, sales people, stop offering me wrinkle cream and slimming black slacks. Hairdressers, I don’t care that blonde ages me.
The ONLY recommendation I want is from my bookseller 🙂 She’s welcome to offer me anything. The more suggestions, the better.
Other than that, unless you’re complimenting my big green eyes, keep it to yourself.