A Hop on the Scale

For some crazy reason, I decided to weigh myself last Saturday. So I dragged out my old, dusty scale and hopped on.

Wow, was I surprised by the number – it seemed so low. I got on and off a couple of times. I shook the scale, turned it off and got on again.

Still, same really low number.

Sunday, I decided I’d get on again, just to see what popped up. According to the scale, I’d gained six pounds overnight.

I hopped on and off, shook the scale, turned it off, got on again. Still, the same six pounds up.

Fucking crazy shit. What was I thinking?

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