Upkeep

Pluck, tweeze, wax, squeeze, moisturize, exfoliate, shave, rejuvenate, hydrate, laser.

Blow dry, curl, straighten, color, highlight, lowlite, keratin, perm, extensions, cut.

Bronzer, self-tanner, blush, eye shadow, eyeliner, mascara, primer, contour, lip-liner, lipstick, matte, gloss.

Day cream, night cream, eye cream, hand cream, body lotion, manicure, pedicure…

It is utterly exhausting to be a woman.

Did I miss anything?

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